1. On January 21, 2006 Chuck Norris started working his way down the list of everyone who was searching for him on Google.

2.  Google displays how long it takes to perform each query so Chuck Norris knows how mad he needs to be.

3.  Chucknorris.com.  Yah, PR11.

4.  The Smart Pricing on Chuck Norris’s Adsense Account is set to “Remainder of Advertiser’s Balance”.  Arbitragers get a roundhouse kick to the face.

5.  Chuck Norris convinced the Bush Administration to turn over all their search data to Google.

6.  Sometimes Chuck Norris dresses up like Matt Cutts when he doesn’t feel like he’s getting enough attention on the Internet.

7.  Google spent a billion too much on YouTube so Chuck Norris could delete this.

8.  Chuck Norris has his Google Alerts set to [crime] and [as it happens].

9.  Google bought Blogger so Chuck Norris could build Adsense revenue on MSN.

10.  The Google 767 is in beta until they get the bugs out of the missiles. 

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