The Top 10 Days of the Week
Link baiting…err, viral content…has turned even the most Puritanical of copywriters, marketers, and journalists into slutty Digg chasers. Just this week…
The coffee carts at content brainstorming sessions have been replaced by Michael Vick’s mobile weed stash.
The guy who did real research is getting treated like Tony Romo at an egg toss.
Writers who haven’t seen a month-over-month audience increase of 1000% are fired.
The group prayer is huddled over a Bible that has been retitled, “The Ultimate Guide.”
The Month of March is now referred to as “31 Surefire Ways to Watch the Sun Go Up and Down.”
We renamed our intern, “Joe Rogan”. She was not happy.
Our Chief Editor got caught cheating on his wife with the picture of President Bush wearing his Ipod.
…so, how was your week?
I tried to “Get to Sunday in 7 natural steps”, by finding “101 ways to play with your cat”, while the lovely beast experimented “1001 cattish ways of making humans obey”, interrupting my research on “The direct relationship between spam and your website’s traffic”. That was my week, thanks for asking.