If Only There Was Some Sort of Cottage Industry Comprised of People Who Built Online Audiences…
…these guys could really use their contact info right about now!
The Internet decentralized your audience. Online publishing platforms created a million competitive sources virtually overnight, completely commoditizing content. Craigslist and Ebay killed your cash cows. Your remaining primary monetization model is the same dumb model and ad product that sucked in the late 90’s. And some blogger leaking Jose Cansceco’s new book might just have been the death blow (I’m kidding, for those not familiar with arcane American sports references).
Man, you guys are sooooo f*cked unless you start hiring actual Internet people. This bell isn’t going to be unrung.

shhh…. don’t give these guys any ideas. i’d hate for you to spoil all the fun i’m having taking over old media.