Come To Vegas & Party Like A RockStar At Pubcon - ON YOU!
Shoemoney, R Kelley, and Little Baby Jesus are just a few of my favorite people who are running a great contest over here. If you win, you get:
Paid Round-Trip Airfare to Las Vegas
Paid Hotel Dec 4-7, 2007
Paid-for Full Conference Pass
$500 Spending Money
Now, I only give money to fully-insured rich people in San Diego who need to replace their Ferraris, so I won’t give you cash to hang out with me and THE TropicalSEO at PubCon. In fact, you’re buying if you roll with us. Call it a rite of passage. Call it an initation. Call it us being dicks. Just be there.
If you roll with us in Vegas you will get an all expenses paid by you trip that includes:
1. Asking the hot cocktail servers in the Wynn Sportsbook to go through in-studio play-by-play recreations of the Pats defense. Please understand zone and Cover-2.
2. Getting kicked out of the Wynn Sportsbook.
3. Killing a hooker.
4. Bowling a midget in the Rock Star Suite at The Hard Rock.
5. Re-enacting PacMan Jones video shoot at Harlem Knights. (note: when making it rain, crisp bills from a recent ATM stop are better aerodynamically, so don’t forget to load up enough for you, me, and Andy on the way over)
6. Breaking into a hotel room with OJ Simpson.
7. Lighting Celine Dion on fire.
Please respond in the comments why YOU should be chosen to subsidize our PubCon. The finalists will be picked by November 10th and a winner will be chosen by the 15th! GOOD LUCK TO ALL!
8. “Hagans’ Secret Surprise” (gender specific prize)
9. Help T-bo buy a new piece
10. Help Rich pick out some floral arrangements for his upcoming wedding
sign me for numbers 3 and 7
*sign me up
You have no shame:.)
I’m betting that the vast majority of SEO dorks would not be the premier guides to Vegas. Let’s see, hang with degenerate gambler who actually knows the life stories of 58% of the “dancers” at O.G., or have some guy who is on a first name basis with the Vulcan bartender at the Farengi Bar at the Hilton’s Star Trek Experience be your guide for four days midweek in Vegas? Hmmmmm, tough one.
If your guide to good times in Vegas speaks to the Klingon busboy in his native tongue, recommends the Quark Onion Rings, or even knows what a “Quark” is, you need a new guide. Check that, you need to hit “refresh” on your friends button and find someone who can introduce you to the local talent and show you the best $19.99 buffet on (or off) the strip. You need someone who can explain to you why every hot blonde from a trailer park in Sarasota, Florida ends up with her legs wrapped around a large brass pole in Vegas. You need someone who knows the pit boss well enough to bounce the degenerate gambler croupier who mocks your field bets in favor of a niiiiiiice guy who will at least give you some laughs while he takes your complimentary $500 in chips in 18 minutes. You need a guy who can discern a working girl from a girl in town for a bachelorette party while she throws back gin and juice at the bar in the MGM. You need a guy who knows the best way to score is not with the refugee from LA and her friends who have gotten tired of the SoCal scene, but with the pack of cornfeds from Omaha who are in town for their girlfriend’s bachelorette party and truly believe that “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” is a codified law. In short, you need the BP, not some dudes who are excited because they heard that with a coupon from the Vegas Trader you can get into the Ferrari Store at the Wynne for $8.95.
Kid97GTS, good points. You’re not as stupid as you look. I take back all those things I said about you before. Let’s do some shots in Vegas.
>>>Let’s see, hang with degenerate gambler who actually knows the life stories of 58% of the “dancers” at O.G., or have some guy who is on a first name basis with the Vulcan bartender at the Farengi Bar at the Hilton’s Star Trek Experience be your guide for four days midweek in Vegas
Brian, Andy - obviously kid97 has never met *me*, or he sure as hell would be pegging the SEO’s as the former and not the latter
And for the record, I’d change O.G. to Spearment Rhino and would damn sure include a free limo ride donated by a limo driver looking to get his cut from the club on the way there.
I’ve always said if I ever went to Vegas I’d never come back. So if you want to witness the self-destruction of a man first hand (and tell all your friends you’re responsible for it!), then choose me.
Plus, I’d like to get drunk and instigate a fist fight between Mr.Tropical and Mr. Dubl, with a missed punch going right for yours truly!
I’ve been catching up on a months worth of blog posts. Thank you for reminding me there are some things still worth reading.
11. Practice being a stuntman on parked cars on the strip
12. Randomly lay down on the floor in casinos and see how many security guards it takes to pick you up.
13. Do some ‘roids with carrot top
14. Finding the most senior person possible in the casino, and asking about the vault from ocean’s 11.
15. Signing everything as “Mr. Pappagiorgio”
and if you manage to catch up with werty as well -
16. Wrestling alligators
I should win your contest because I’m the only one who has to be in two places at once. In fact, I’m probably the only one who is going to be able to pull that off. I’m speak on the “social media and search” AND the “Link Baiting - 96 Different Strategies” sessions at the same time (http://www.pubcon.com/sessions.htm).
But seriously, here’s a bunch of reasons to go to Vegas Pubcon:
- Mark Cuban chose to speak at BlogWorld and New Media Expo instead of speaking at Pubcon this year.
- The Buffet at Bellagio is an all-you-can-eat buffet and if you find me there then I’m buying.
- Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay Resort. If you haven’t had enough of the sharks at Pubcon, try this place.
- Shopping in the Forum Shops at Caesar’s Palace. Hands down, this is the best mall in Las Vegas. Send your wife or insignificant other there.
- The Lions at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino. Get your picture taken with a lion or with me. You pick.
- Manhattan Express Roller Coaster at the New York, New York Hotel and Casino. If you can handle Google’s ranking changes then you can handle this roller coaster of a ride.
hmmm. good questions….just because a few companies are offering these ‘rockstar SEO’ trips to vegas that may or may not include airfare or a 5 start hotel….doesn’t necessarily mean it will be the ‘rockstar trip’ they suggest. (not to knock this particular site as i just found it)
We’ll see you guys there, I guess good luck all. I’m already going, but check out my blog - http://www.digitalvegetarian.com - It started this morning at 4:20AM.
have good mosh-pitting
Poor Vegas. It will never be the same.
17. What if you know where you can stand at the back of the Mirage pool in order to catch glimpses of the dolphins at no charge, the exact same dolphins that others are paying big bucks for at Sigfried and Roy’s dolphin encounter?
Not to mention from the same spot that you can also watch the girls who are on their way to the topless pool, and are actually about to get topless as soon as they go inside!
Is that cool or what?
