Links Better Than Two Chicks At The Same Time

3 Responses | June 19th, 2007

Welcome to my first installment of “Links Better Than Two Chicks At The Same Time”.  Let’s just go ahead and agree that I have come up with the best Link Round-Up segment title in history.

From time to time, I will amass a list of links for you of the best posts that I’ve read that will help Scoreboard readers make lots and lots of cold, hard caysh. Maybe you’ve already caught them on your reader.  Maybe you haven’t.  If there are truly remarkable posts I have missed about making boatloads of cash on the Internet, please link drop them in the comments.  I read a lot, but I’ve surely missed 99% of the genius out there.

Lawrence from Office Space: Closet SEOWhy, Brian, are you giving this segment one of the most foul, misogynistic names on the Web?  Because it’s how Lawrence from Office Space would have wanted it on his trek to making millions of dollars:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.

If that guy didn’t have a little SEO in him, I don’t know who does.  At any rate, now that I’ve disgusted my female readers (plus Jessica Alba), let’s do this:

  1. Tropical SEO - How To Make A Thin Affiliate Site Thick
  2. Tropical SEO - How to: Build An Affiliate Site You Can Sell for $1M
  3. Tropical SEO - Top Social Media Sites That Actually Send Traffic
  4. Johnon.com - Money Term or Money Terms: It Depends…
  5. Stuntdubl - The SEO Playbook: Welcome to the Rabbit Hole, Alice
  6. SEO Blackhat - How To Become Filthy Rich With Clean Email Marketing
  7. SEOmoz - 17 New Rules for Successful E-Commerce Websites
  8. Graywolf - Social Media and B2B
  9. SugarRae - How to Survive the Affiliate Evolution
  10. Quicksprout - The Secrets of Public Relations
  11. Blue Hat SEO - Black Hole SEO: Desert Scraping
  12. SEObook.com - Google Shows You Who Is Willing to Sell You Quality Links Cheaply
  13. Copyblogger - The Real Secret to Getting Tons of Blog Subscribers
  14. Jeremy Liew - Facebook Commoditizing the Social Map

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  1. Commented by Rae at 19th June 2007, 1:01 am

    You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that to insult this female. Personally, If I were lawrence, I’d have invested it, gotten two million and maybe he’d have been able to up that number to three :P

  2. Commented by Brian at 19th June 2007, 1:04 am

    Rae, if I tried to offend you, I’d probably have to go well beyond Safe Search’s limits. Well beyond.

  3. Commented by Rebecca Kelley at 20th June 2007, 3:48 pm

    I crack up every time I see that part of the movie. The look on the guy’s face is so dead serious that it’s painfully funny.

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